Can Zorlock the Purple Tentacled Squid Being from the Horsehead Nebula be the Next Pope? Maybe

According to Brother Guy Consolmagno, a prestigious vatican astronomer, as reported by Richard Alleyne, in the article "Pope Benedict XVI's astronomer: the Catholic Church welcomes aliens" has said that any and all alien species will be welcomed into the church with open arms.  Who knows?   An alien would make a great pope. 

But its sad that the Church can't accept all humans before they begin accepting aliens.  Just saying...